It's Masturbation Mix Tape Time!

So jones and I got all excited about the possibility of making a mixtape of masturbation songs yesterday. I'm only slightly bummed today because we could only come up with 5 songs to put on it. Rats.

Oh well, here's the magic 5.

Turning Japanese - The Vapors
She Bop - Cyndi Lauper
I Touch Myself - The Devynls
He's My Best Friend - Jellyfish
Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol (not sure if it actually is about self-love per se, but those lyrics could totally go either way)

Okay, so on closer inspection, wikipedia has a whole page dedicated to songs that are about masturbation. Whole lotta Prince, Korn and Bare Naked Ladies.