Brain Purge

This is what happens when you can't take the pressure of your thoughts any more.

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Huh?

So I caught a snippet of a radio commercial advertisement the other day and went on the hunt to prove what I heard was in fact true: KFC has fish sanwiches now. Huh? First, you go to KFC for CHICKEN, and those delightful biscuits of course. That's why they don't call it Kentucky Fried Fish. That would be dumb. But in my search of the KFC website, the fish incident is not being mentioned. Instead, you can sign a petition to help get Colonel Sanders on a postage stamp. God Bless America.

Monday, January 15, 2007

M.I.A.


Anybody seen this guy? Totally hot PCS spokesperson Brian Baker has been missing from the airwaves for months now. I'm turning my suspicions on that totally obnoxious "Can You Hear Me Now?" bastard from Verizon.

Friday, January 12, 2007

damn you google

So google took over blogger, and now stupidly I merged both my blogs so they're semi attached now. I can't seem to resplit my personality after they merged them. Who says technology helps?

Oops I did it again.

So I got sucked into the whole match.com debacle again. I'm trying to psych myself up about it, but I'm not quite there yet. I'm going to try to refrain from swearing about Dr. Phil every time I sign on. I'm going to try to forget about the fact that it has pretty much doubled in price since my last attempt at "finding love". And I'm going to take with a grain of salt the fact that last time I never had a match that was more than 90% compatable, and now I already have over 20 with 100% compatability (using the same profile, btw). I guess the suckering in clincher was the fact that Dr. Phil guarantees that I'll find the love of my life in 6 months... guarantees that I'll get another 6 months free if I don't (after that 6 months, will i get another free 6 months when i'm still single? And at what point do I get the pity-lifetime membership?) I want it known that despite wine + being a single loser I did NOT IM the dr. phil ex last night. That should count for something.