Okay, I'm well aware that I am a total dork, but the fact that there was a 3-way time for the first time in Jeopardy! history the other night was pretty cool.

One of those weird days where the sky is threatening to just open up and sprinkle but decided to chance it and take a brisk walk during lunch and knock off a geocache or two. As I'm strolling through the La Brea Tar Pits, a woman is playing the bagpipes, not very well, but the sound is rich and mellow and is like the soundtrack to an independent film—but if it were a scene from a movie you would think, why is the sky this color? why is this music playing? and why are we in the La Brea Tar Pits?
Just one of those days.

It's Masturbation Mix Tape Time!

So jones and I got all excited about the possibility of making a mixtape of masturbation songs yesterday. I'm only slightly bummed today because we could only come up with 5 songs to put on it. Rats.

Oh well, here's the magic 5.

Turning Japanese - The Vapors
She Bop - Cyndi Lauper
I Touch Myself - The Devynls
He's My Best Friend - Jellyfish
Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol (not sure if it actually is about self-love per se, but those lyrics could totally go either way)

Okay, so on closer inspection, wikipedia has a whole page dedicated to songs that are about masturbation. Whole lotta Prince, Korn and Bare Naked Ladies.

I so want pussycat doll shorts that say DOLL on the ass.

Seriously, was Kelly Coffield the funniest white girl Keenan Ivory Wayans could find in the late 80s for 'In Living Color'? Really? No, really??

more huh...

I often weep for the future of the world, and today's trigger was "KNEE WARMERS". I actually saw a tweener wearing KNEE WARMERS (as opposed to leg warmers, which while being totally 80s and retro on certain occasions, actually provide a purpose, as to warm the legs of dancers). Knee warmers? Seriously? Please tell me this isn't an actual fad.